heismandiego:

me when i’m wearing new clothes

fstw:

shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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telapathetic:

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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  • me: *tries to breathe*
  • kim kardashian hollywood app: you dont have enough energy to do that