firaja:

"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth

(via sniffing)

sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

(via trust)

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

(via seedy)

nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

(via definitive)

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

image

(via un-suspecting)

notahoe:

notahoe:

wtf is morning wood 

image

Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

(Source: cyberho, via manual)

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator, via sniffing)

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